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UTILITY WEEK | 21ST - 27TH OCTOBER 2016 | 31 Community A load of bullion One of the most iconic pieces of modern art is Marcel Duchamp's 1917 urinal entitled "Fountain", which he tried and failed to get shown at an exhibition in New York. If it didn't exactly kick off modern art, in many people's eyes it epitomises it. It's rather fitting, then, aer all the piles of bricks, pickled sheep and unmade beds, we've come full circle back to sanitary ware. Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan has created a solid gold toilet (reputedly using $2 million-worth of gold) which is currently installed at the Guggenheim museum, fittingly enough in New York. The piece is called "America", and according to the Guggenheim's blog, is meant to represent an "extrava- gant luxury product" that draws attention to the fact 1 per cent of the world's population controls so much of the wealth. If Duchamp was asking the question: "Is my toilet art?" then Cattelan is certainly say- ing: "My art is a toilet," since it's not located in the exhibi- tion hall but in the lavatories. Visitors are "invited to use it as they would any other toilet", albeit under the watchful eye of the security guard in attend- ance to make sure that no, ahem, art lovers try to run off with a souvenir. Home comforts As if to ram home Cattelan's point that the West is awash with money while much of the rest of the world grinds away in poverty, US online retailer Posh- Tots last week unveiled its latest product line: playhouses costing up to £50k complete with run- ning water and mains power. These are not your regular playhouses, you understand – that would make the price tag obscene. No, these are basi- cally miniature versions of the parental mansion. Pictured is the New England Lodge playhouse, with optional extras that include cable TV and wi-fi. If you don't fancy a house, you can always buy your kid a replica grocery store or castle. In fact, the only thing not on the PoshTots website is a replica art museum. Which is a pity, because that would be the ideal pretext on which to buy them a solid gold toilet, and thereby demonstrate that you've got both enough money to buy modern art and the good sense not to understand it. Not-so-smart water Not everyone can afford to splash out tens of thousands on a playhouse for the kids. For those on a budget, there's always expensive bottled water, such as Coca-Cola's Glaceau, a "smart water" that comprises mineral water that is distilled to remove the minerals and then "remineralised" with the elec- trolytes found in energy drinks. However, the shock news this week was that it's all non- sense, or at least that's what the British Dietetic Association says. Consultant dietitian Rebecca McManamon said: "The bottom line is there is no benefit in demineralising water, getting rid of the minerals and adding them back in… the way this water has been processed is no better or worse for you than regular tap water." Which is kind of back to square one for Coca-Cola. Some of you may recall that the company's earlier attempt at expensive bottled water, Dasani, had to be withdrawn in 2004 when it turned out to actually be tap water. In that case, filtered tap water from the mains supply in Sidcup, Kent. 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