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UTILITY WEEK | 30TH SEPTEMBER - 6TH OCTOBER 2016 | 31 Community We're living in strange times So, it's official. Jeremy Corbyn is still the leader of the Labour Party. And what's more he got an even bigger share of the vote than last time, which means he has even more mandate than ever. "Mandate" to a Labour politician is the same as "land" to an aristocrat. It's the only currency that impresses your mates. Of course, how much of a mandate the rest of the country will hand Corbyn come the next general election is the big question, albeit a question that most pundits think they know the answer to. As regular readers of this column will know, Disconnec- tor is studiously neutral when it comes to politics and so the great man is not going to be drawn on whether Corbyn is a liability or an asset when it comes to the great, fair-minded British public. There was a time when being branded a pacifist socialist communist- sympathiser was considered bad for business, but we're living in strange times. So who knows? There's a big part of Discon- nector that would like to see Corbyn shuffling into power at Number 10, if only to see the expression on the face of president Trump… Green invasion It would be alarming at the best of times, but in these strange times the residents of Bluffdale in Utah can be forgiven for thinking they were living in a low budget sci-fi movie when a luminous green blob started emerging from the drains. The road was quickly closed off and Salt Lake County Health Department officials called out to investigate. Initially, resi- dents were concerned that the foaming might be the result of some sort of toxic algae (those that weren't plumping for alien invasion, that is) but the most likely working hypothesis is that it was the result of moss cleaning taking place in the Welby Jacobs Canal, to which the storm drain is connected. Probably just as well they found out before Trump called for a pre-emptive nuclear strike, just to be on the safe side. Modern architecture? You mean toilet Turns out the Red Oligarchs of modern-day China have something more in common with Prince Charles than vast inherited wealth – a loathing of modern architecture. Admit- tedly, Prince Charles seems to hate the lot, while the Chinese authorities are targeting their ire at the ridiculous, but still. Back in February, the Chinese central government demanded an end to all main- land construction of buildings that are "oversized", "xeno- centric" or "weird" and a move towards architecture that is "pleasing to the eye". Fast forward to now, and a 12-storey toilet has been built in Henan province. It will be home to the North China University of Water Conservancy and Electric Power, so it's possible the shape is a nod to its specialism, but more likely it's an over- sight. The building has a bowl, a cistern and even a blue roof that doubles for toilet water. The government's call came aer people drew comparisons between the new design for Beijing airport and a vagina, and the Beijing People's Daily headquarters and a penis. 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